Amazing tips to help you move!

I’ve got some amazing tips that will help you as you prepare to move your stuff, whether across town or across the country:

  1. Don’t. Stay where you are currently living and never move. Ever. Squat if you have to. Make them remove you bodily if needs be. Dignity is for people who don’t have to move.
  2. Hire someone. Make sure they’re reputable if you ever want to see your stuff again, but you may not care. I know I don’t.
  3. Light that shit on fire. Because seriously, you don’t need it that bad. You’re better off buying it again when you get to your new house, and haven’t you been meaning to simplify your life? Fire is simple.

There you go. Three simple suggestions to make your moving day a breeze!

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