Wow.

I’ve not logged on to MySpace in a loooooong time, so when I was awoken abruptly this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep, I decided to get online. I’m surprised to discover that I have just shy of 200 “friends” (most of which I DO actually know) in my friends list . . .

. . . AND 84% OF THEM ARE PREGNANT!*

So I guess my generation really did miss the memo on birth control. Either that or I’m at the age where I’m supposed to grow up, get married, and start having kids.

…

…

Nah. Sticking with the too stupid to buy condoms.

~Ash.

*The 84% refers to women’s profiles, or in the case of men’s profiles, the women in their lives.**

**84% is a totally made up proportion. Do you really think I’m gonna count them all? Silly reader. But it is a shit ton of them.

Tags: myspace, random