I’ve not logged on to MySpace in a loooooong time, so when I was awoken abruptly this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep, I decided to get online. I’m surprised to discover that I have just shy of 200 “friends” (most of which I DO actually know) in my friends list . . .
. . . AND 84% OF THEM ARE PREGNANT!*
So I guess my generation really did miss the memo on birth control. Either that or I’m at the age where I’m supposed to grow up, get married, and start having kids.
Nah. Sticking with the too stupid to buy condoms.
*The 84% refers to women’s profiles, or in the case of men’s profiles, the women in their lives.**
**84% is a totally made up proportion. Do you really think I’m gonna count them all? Silly reader. But it is a shit ton of them.