I am so going to hell.
Is it bad that I really really want to do this to some unsuspecting Mormon (or indeed Christian of any flavour)? Cause you see, I don’t think it would be that bad. But then, my concept of funny has been pretty warped ever since that fateful day when I started laughing at Dennis Leary making fun of people with voice boxes.
So when the bus to hell comes for you, keep an eye out for me. I’ll be the driver. Or maybe the tour guide.